so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
time to smoke my breakfast
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
