I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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