how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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