I accidentally had phone sex last night
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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