Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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