the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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