Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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