I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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