You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I am one with the molecules
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
