it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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