You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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