I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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