a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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