just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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