If you die in college, do you die in real life?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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