Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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