thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize