he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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