Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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