I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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