I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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