they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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