i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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