I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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