I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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