Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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