...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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