Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I could fuck to npr.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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