Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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