i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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