is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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