so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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