im gay
i know
yea but for you.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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