They have a pepper shaker for pot.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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