like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
