We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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