there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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