I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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