carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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