Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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