the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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