Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you had me at cake vodka
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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