Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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