Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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