Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I touched a dick in church today
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
