Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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