Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My ass is underappreciated
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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