So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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