I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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