I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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