are you still at the devil's house?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
