I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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