Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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