SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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