i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he thought i was a dude.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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