do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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