im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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