New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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