Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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