You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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