I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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